Friday, May 22, 2009

BE THERE

Join us for fun and sun at the pool party of the weekend!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I WISH

Juust imagine the things I could do.

Monday, May 4, 2009

I NEED HELP FOR MY ADDICTION

Please tell me i'm not the only one with this problem. Is anyone else out there finding themselves addicted to Facebook? It has become a true problem with me because I am making it a priority in my life.

For example, I am currently texting this message, from my phone, while I'm driving. I'M GIVING FACEBOOK THE PRIORITY OVER MY SAFETY. Somebody please slap me!!

Well! I didn't expect a line to form. Some friends you are.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

MY DRYER IS PLAYIN WITH MY MIND

Only the universe can say what actually happens to the "other sock". I am convinced that my dryer is trying to make me crazy.

One week i'll put in 12 socks and 11 comes out. The next week, i'll put in 14 socks and 13 comes out. What is goin on with that other sock? What is the dryer doing with those socks? Why am I being tortured like this? Why does my dryer hate me so much?

I need help.

Friday, May 1, 2009

MY STUPID THUMB

I like to take quality photos. The only problem is that my big fat thumb always gets in the way.

I have this smart phone that I take pictures with. It's hard to hold and my thumb seems to get in front of the lens. I think i'm going to cut off my thumbs. There's no need for them. I have two cars so I don't think i'll need to hitch hike anytime soon.