Friday, May 22, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
I NEED HELP FOR MY ADDICTION
For example, I am currently texting this message, from my phone, while I'm driving. I'M GIVING FACEBOOK THE PRIORITY OVER MY SAFETY. Somebody please slap me!!
Well! I didn't expect a line to form. Some friends you are.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
MY DRYER IS PLAYIN WITH MY MIND
One week i'll put in 12 socks and 11 comes out. The next week, i'll put in 14 socks and 13 comes out. What is goin on with that other sock? What is the dryer doing with those socks? Why am I being tortured like this? Why does my dryer hate me so much?
I need help.
Friday, May 1, 2009
MY STUPID THUMB
I have this smart phone that I take pictures with. It's hard to hold and my thumb seems to get in front of the lens. I think i'm going to cut off my thumbs. There's no need for them. I have two cars so I don't think i'll need to hitch hike anytime soon.