Come on King

This looks nothing like what was on the menu board!

I wish I would have taken a picture of the menu. You could have seen this giant toasted sourdough-bread burger piled high with meat, cheese, bacon, tomato. According to the picture, I would have to use two hands to eat this mammoth burger.

What I got was a totally different thing. I got this flat, soggy, untoasted sandwich with cold bacon and a little round piece of hamburger meat. It was so disappointing! Here it is, Sunday afternoon. A beautiful day in Sunny Palm Springs, California. I was such in the mood for a good burger. When I walked into the King's place, I saw this amazing grilled sourdough burger on the menu. It said "NEW", so I thought it had to be good.

This thing looked like a welfare burger. You know, one of those sandwiches made at home because you can't afford to go out and eat. It was nasty. I can't believe they have the nerve to call this thing "NEW". It looks like it's been sitting back there since the place opened.

I'm going to see if I can enlarge this photo I took. I would like to take it back to this fast food joint and tell them to put THIS picture up on the menu. Let's see how many burgers they sell then!

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SHE GOT ME (again)

You may have read my other blog which I told you that I was ''helping'' Jacky start a video blog. She told me that I would get her started and she would go out, buy a camera and do the blog herself.

Well folks, as you can see I'm now the cameraman and Jacky's using our studio to do her video blog about Princess Diane. It's not like I already have a billion things to do already. Now I'm working on someone elses blog?

I guess it wouldn't be so bad if we were able to use these blogs as a part of the TV series for our network. We just can't use it. If you're wondering why we can't use it, simply go to http://youtube.com/jactress To see why

Revenge is SWEEET!

Oh how I love this skit! If you've ever been irritated by telephone marketers, this one's for you! Enjoy!

Teaching Blog 101 on a Saturday Night

Once again, as in past blogs, I need to bring your attention to the date and time on the photo. This is important because I must emphasise how truly pathetic my life has become.

It's saturday night and i'm sitting in the studio with Jacky (from Proud TV's Jacky Flax Show). I'm teaching her how to upload videos to YouTube. She wants to start a new blog with the topic of Princess Diane. I didn't ask any questions because if I did, that means she would explain and I don't want to know.

Anyhoooo, right next door to our studio is a gay nightclub. As I sit here with Jacky, having an exciting 'ol time, I can hear all the party crowd next door bored out of their wits. As a matter of fact, they're so bored over there, I can hear cheering, glasses clinging,and hook ups a happenin'.

I must not be distacted with all that bordem. I need to be focused on all this exciting blog tech stuff because it's another Saturday night and this is my world.

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DID MY BEGGING WORK?

I know this is not the first time you read my blog. With that in mind, I know you've heard me whining about how I want to get rid of our retail store Well, I guess all my begging worked. As of today, there's three parties now intersted in buying the store.

This is a great example of ''ask and you shall receive''. This is a great example of throwing out in the universe and wait for results. Not to sound all psycho but I think all this positive thinking crap may work. I'll keep you informed on what happens.

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I WISH

Sometime I wish. Then I stop and think about it for awhile and think I probably wouldn't know what to do with it. I'd constantly be shifting. I'd constantly be adjusting. The bottom line is that I just wouldn't know which way to swing it.

So after I think about it for awhile, I come to the conclusion that i'm happy with what I have.

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Drying Corey's Pants

Please make it a point to look at the date and time on the photo. Yes, it's saturday night, 11:43 PM to be exact. The reason the date and time is so important is because I need to emphasise how pathetic my life is.

I'm sure you know what the photo is. It's my dryer. Yes, i'm operating it tonight. In other words, I'm doing laundry on a saturday night. Isn't that sad?

You're probably wondering why I'm doing laundry on a saturday night. In a nutshell, corey told me tonight that he's out of pants. He needs pants. He needs clean pants. So I made it a point to rush home and wash pants.

So when this picture was taken, I was in the ''dry'' stage. The pants were wet from the wash cycle and I transferred them to the dryer. The picture shows me fine tuning the dial so I can dry Corey's pants.

So in conclusion , my life isn't all that glamorous. I hate to disappoint you but yes, I do laundry too.

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