Revenge is SWEEET!

Oh how I love this skit! If you've ever been irritated by telephone marketers, this one's for you! Enjoy!

Teaching Blog 101 on a Saturday Night

Once again, as in past blogs, I need to bring your attention to the date and time on the photo. This is important because I must emphasise how truly pathetic my life has become.

It's saturday night and i'm sitting in the studio with Jacky (from Proud TV's Jacky Flax Show). I'm teaching her how to upload videos to YouTube. She wants to start a new blog with the topic of Princess Diane. I didn't ask any questions because if I did, that means she would explain and I don't want to know.

Anyhoooo, right next door to our studio is a gay nightclub. As I sit here with Jacky, having an exciting 'ol time, I can hear all the party crowd next door bored out of their wits. As a matter of fact, they're so bored over there, I can hear cheering, glasses clinging,and hook ups a happenin'.

I must not be distacted with all that bordem. I need to be focused on all this exciting blog tech stuff because it's another Saturday night and this is my world.

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DID MY BEGGING WORK?

I know this is not the first time you read my blog. With that in mind, I know you've heard me whining about how I want to get rid of our retail store Well, I guess all my begging worked. As of today, there's three parties now intersted in buying the store.

This is a great example of ''ask and you shall receive''. This is a great example of throwing out in the universe and wait for results. Not to sound all psycho but I think all this positive thinking crap may work. I'll keep you informed on what happens.

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I WISH

Sometime I wish. Then I stop and think about it for awhile and think I probably wouldn't know what to do with it. I'd constantly be shifting. I'd constantly be adjusting. The bottom line is that I just wouldn't know which way to swing it.

So after I think about it for awhile, I come to the conclusion that i'm happy with what I have.

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Drying Corey's Pants

Please make it a point to look at the date and time on the photo. Yes, it's saturday night, 11:43 PM to be exact. The reason the date and time is so important is because I need to emphasise how pathetic my life is.

I'm sure you know what the photo is. It's my dryer. Yes, i'm operating it tonight. In other words, I'm doing laundry on a saturday night. Isn't that sad?

You're probably wondering why I'm doing laundry on a saturday night. In a nutshell, corey told me tonight that he's out of pants. He needs pants. He needs clean pants. So I made it a point to rush home and wash pants.

So when this picture was taken, I was in the ''dry'' stage. The pants were wet from the wash cycle and I transferred them to the dryer. The picture shows me fine tuning the dial so I can dry Corey's pants.

So in conclusion , my life isn't all that glamorous. I hate to disappoint you but yes, I do laundry too.

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Hey Maytag Man. . . Fix THIS!

You may be wondering why I have a photo of my fridge with an empty glass in the ice dispenser. Well, the glass is empty not by choice. I would love to have ice in that glass. The only problem is that if I use the ice dispenser, one cube comes out at a time in two minute intervals. By the time one cube comes out, the other cube in the glass has already melted. So my fridge has trained me to just open the freezer door to get my ice.

So why am I talking about my refrigerator? Why am I wasting your valuable time writing about ice cubes (or lack of them)? Because I was just watching TV! Now you're saying ''WHAT''??

Let me explain, you silly little freak. I was watching TV and a commercial came on. Can you guess what commercial it was? Come on, think about it. OK, let me tell you because as I wait for you to guess, more ice is melting in my glass.

I saw the Maytag commercial. You know, the one with the Maytag repairman fixing everything EXCEPT Maytag stuff. The point they're making is that Maytag stuff doesn't need repairs. OR, it could mean that the maytag repairman doesn't know how to fix maytag crap.

So I guess the point of today's blog is a call out to all you silly little freaks. If you see that puggy little maytag man, tell him that i'm looking for him. I've got a fridge that doesn't dispense ice. I need him to stop fixing other people's toilets and get his bloated buns over here and fix my ice shooter!

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Somebody PLEEZE Help Me!

Now I know that you've heard me whine about this before but, damn it, today I mean it! I am over the retail thing! I'm over it, i'm over it! I want to sell this store! Do I need to explain it again? OK, in a nutshell, we bought a store in Palm Springs to do a reality show out of. The reality shoot is over and now we want to get rid of the store.

I know sooner or later we're going to sell it but I want to get rid of this thing today! So listen up you silly little freaks, if you would like to own a cool little gay shop on a cool little gay street in a cool little gay town - then call me damn you.
The store makes great money, has great foot traffic with lots of regular customers and really is a great business.

The next question is that if this is such a ''great business'' then why are we so eager to sell it? Good question you silly little freak you! The answer is because I DON'T DON'T DO RETAIL! I'm not the retail type. I don't have the patience to deal with the queens that need the attention when they shop. Oh, don't gasp, I'm just being honest .

So here it is, once again, another sunday afternoon and I'm sitting here in the store, ringin' up product. I'm sure your next question is why don't we hire someone. Have you ever tried to hire help for a store like this? In this town? We've been down that road before. We've hired them all - tweakers, druggies, alchoholics, thieves, and the ever-popular ''instant-quitters''. There you go again, gasping. I'm just keeping it real.

So, if you're looking for a great retail business that you and your silly little freaky partner can run while living in the best gay oasis on earth, then call me. We do have an agent for the retail store, so call him instead and don't bother me (just kidding) . . . . .(no I'm not).

For details on the store, go to:
http://pridenation.com/storesale.htm

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