I was flipping through the channels and noticed my buddy Pat reporting on economic news. He's such a unbiased little news anchor. He was reporting how much he hates Obama's budget and how the U.S. Is going down the holy toilet.
Uhm Pat? I just have one question. . . Do you think ANYONE cares about what you think? Wait a minute, let me rephrase that question. Pat? Do you think any NORMAL person cares about what you think?