Please don't stutter as you read this blog, just because my giant eye is staring at you. Keep reading, pay attention, focus! Don't worry about my giant eye. Don't freak out just because I have not blinked.
You may feel the need to poke my giant eye with a pen. You may feel the need too fuel my giant eye with some visine. Don't be tempted, don't be distracted. . . Just read my kinky little freak, just read!