Thursday, February 19, 2009

I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU

I thought I would just take this time to watch you read this. Please don't let my giant eye distract you from reading these encouraging words.

Please don't stutter as you read this blog, just because my giant eye is staring at you. Keep reading, pay attention, focus! Don't worry about my giant eye. Don't freak out just because I have not blinked.

You may feel the need to poke my giant eye with a pen. You may feel the need too fuel my giant eye with some visine. Don't be tempted, don't be distracted. . . Just read my kinky little freak, just read!

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